eboyv
eboyv:

lexiepb96:

lafaiette:

lextkh:

toffeezel:

rudywolfe:

teratomarty:

jathis:

dangertitties:

knightofcoitus:

fanpup:

Who Are You…?

im an alchemist that can control fire and my companion is a jovial gargoyle ooh

An archer with control of water, and a clever spirit for a companion. Sounds quite interesting

A Knight with the power of Flight who hangs out with a smiling Pirate

I’m a necromancer who changes shape.
Yep.
Pepper is neither a gryphon nor shy, though.

A flying monk with a steadfast wolf companion!

A Seer that can control air with a simpering assassin~ 

A mage with a sacred stone company with a dashing rogue.

A Monk with a Glowing Orb and a High Lady

A theif with control of fire and a fierce stallion at my side….I sound cool as hell!

A thief, an ancient talisman, and a careful ranger….. isn’t that the comic Plume?

eboyv:

lexiepb96:

lafaiette:

lextkh:

toffeezel:

rudywolfe:

teratomarty:

jathis:

dangertitties:

knightofcoitus:

fanpup:

Who Are You…?

im an alchemist that can control fire and my companion is a jovial gargoyle ooh

An archer with control of water, and a clever spirit for a companion. Sounds quite interesting

A Knight with the power of Flight who hangs out with a smiling Pirate

I’m a necromancer who changes shape.

Yep.

Pepper is neither a gryphon nor shy, though.

A flying monk with a steadfast wolf companion!

A Seer that can control air with a simpering assassin~ 

A mage with a sacred stone company with a dashing rogue.

A Monk with a Glowing Orb and a High Lady

A theif with control of fire and a fierce stallion at my side….I sound cool as hell!

A thief, an ancient talisman, and a careful ranger….. isn’t that the comic Plume?

eboyv
eboyv:

lexiepb96:

lafaiette:

lextkh:

toffeezel:

rudywolfe:

teratomarty:

jathis:

dangertitties:

knightofcoitus:

fanpup:

Who Are You…?

im an alchemist that can control fire and my companion is a jovial gargoyle ooh

An archer with control of water, and a clever spirit for a companion. Sounds quite interesting

A Knight with the power of Flight who hangs out with a smiling Pirate

I’m a necromancer who changes shape.
Yep.
Pepper is neither a gryphon nor shy, though.

A flying monk with a steadfast wolf companion!

A Seer that can control air with a simpering assassin~ 

A mage with a sacred stone company with a dashing rogue.

A Monk with a Glowing Orb and a High Lady

A theif with control of fire and a fierce stallion at my side….I sound cool as hell!

A thief, an ancient talisman, and a careful ranger….. isn’t that the comic Plume?

eboyv:

lexiepb96:

lafaiette:

lextkh:

toffeezel:

rudywolfe:

teratomarty:

jathis:

dangertitties:

knightofcoitus:

fanpup:

Who Are You…?

im an alchemist that can control fire and my companion is a jovial gargoyle ooh

An archer with control of water, and a clever spirit for a companion. Sounds quite interesting

A Knight with the power of Flight who hangs out with a smiling Pirate

I’m a necromancer who changes shape.

Yep.

Pepper is neither a gryphon nor shy, though.

A flying monk with a steadfast wolf companion!

A Seer that can control air with a simpering assassin~ 

A mage with a sacred stone company with a dashing rogue.

A Monk with a Glowing Orb and a High Lady

A theif with control of fire and a fierce stallion at my side….I sound cool as hell!

A thief, an ancient talisman, and a careful ranger….. isn’t that the comic Plume?

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